The signs as fantasy places we all wish we could live in
reallyshittyzodiacposts :
Aries: Atlantis (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)
Taurus: Wonderland (Alice in Wonderland)
Gemini: Neverland (Peter Pan)
Cancer: Narnia (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Leo: Camp Half-Blood (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
Virgo: The Shire (The Hobbit)
Libra: Oz (The Wizard of Oz)
Scorpio: The Spaceport (Treasure Planet)
Sagittarius: Hogwarts (Harry Potter)
Capricorn: King’s Landing (Game of Thrones)
Aquarius: Camelot (Merlin)
Pisces: Halloween Town (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
(via hollastrology )
wetgoth : what do you have against sags? what have we done wrong
every single sag i have met or known have been either annoying or dislike me
THE SIGNS AS THINGS MY BIOLOGY TEACHER HAS SAID
Aries:
"I'm pretty stoked about this. Haha. Get it? Stoked. Because my name is Mr. Stokes. I'm funny."
Taurus:
"Did you just say poisonous ass"
Gemini:
"THOSE BUTTHEADS"
Cancer:
"YEEEEEEHEEE I LOVE SCIENCE"
Leo:
"Now I haven't gotten TOO pissed about it yet but..."
Virgo:
"I find Winnie The Pooh a bit juvenile."
Libra:
"Let's not get too antsy in the pantsy."
Scorpio:
"My Chemical Romance really got me through my college days."
Sagittarius:
*unexplainable goat noises*
Capricorn:
"I'm not your father. Please stop calling me daddy."
Aquarius:
"I have eyebrows. They're blonde. Why does nobody understand that?"
Pisces:
"You are an EXTREME silly head."
signs as the hunger games districts
cosmoastrology :
Aries: District Twelve || Mining
Taurus: District Seven || Lumber
Gemini: District Eight || Textiles
Cancer: District Ten || Livestock
Leo: District One || Luxury
Virgo: District Three || Technology
Libra: District Nine || Grain
Scorpio: District Five || Power
Sagittarius: District Eleven || Agriculture
Capricorn: District Two || Masonry
Aquarius: District Six || Transportation
Pisces: District Four || Fishing
(Source: cosmoastrology-blog , via kickassastrology )
zodiac signs as parts of a cell
Aries:
nucleolus
Taurus:
mitochondria
Gemini:
cytoplasm
Cancer:
lysosome
Leo:
ribosomes
Virgo:
centriole
Libra:
nucleus
Scorpio:
cell membrane
Pisces:
bitch
Capricorn:
nucleus
Aquarius:
vacuole
Sagittarius:
endoplasmic reticulum
coffeestrology :
pinkstationzeroes :
the three s’s: sinning, suffering, and shitposting
Sinning: Aquarius Capricorn scorpio Aries
(Source: goth-gay , via kickassastrology )
the “acts like a slut but is a huge virgin” squad
grungestrology :
virgo, pisces, libra, cancer, sagittarius
(Source: grungestrology , via tragedys-soulmate )
the “Cause I feel like I’m the worst, So I always act like I’m the best” squad
grungestrology :
Capricorn, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Scorpio
(Source: grungestrology , via izzi-asf )
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