The Signs As AHS Hotel Characters
Aries: Liz Taylor
Taurus: Iris
Gemini: The Countess
Cancer: Hypodermic Sally
Leo: Donovan
Virgo: Will Drake
Libra: John Lowe
Scorpio: Foreign Girls Who Died In The Beginning
Sagittarius: The Couple Who Lady Gaga Ate
Capricorn: Lady Gaga’s fingernail
Aquarius: The Housekeeper
Pisces: Creepy Blonde Kids