most to least likely to hook up with their best friend’s ex after they just broke up with them
Leo
Gemini
Libra
Pisces
Aries
Sagittarius
Taurus
Aquarius
Cancer
Virgo
Scorpio
Capricorn
Signs as 90s Pop Songs
Aries: Can’t Touch This
Taurus: Say My Name
Gemini: Hit Me Baby One More Time
Cancer: I Will Always Love You
Leo: I’m Too Sexy
Virgo: What Is Love
Libra: The Sign
Scorpio: Baby Got Back
Sagittarius: Livin’ La Vida Loca
Capricorn: All Star
Aquarius: Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It
Pisces: Wonderwall
(Source: stinkyvine)
The signs as memes:
Aries: pepe
Libra: crave that mineral
Capricorn: horoscopes
Gemini: “as an artist who respects creative integrity…”
Sagittarius: hoe don’t do it..oh my god
Virgo: “free him”
Leo: “these are their stories”
Taurus: bath bombs
Scorpio: John green is the zodiac killer
Cancer: “who is she”
Aquarius: “get the look”
Pisces: bush did 9/11
Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)
Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn
(Source: burntbeignet, via judgerinder)
the signs with their children
Aries:
"ah yes..6 months..the perfect age to start boxing classes"
Taurus:
[uses a baby-carrier on their teenager]
Gemini:
"listen buddy, i don't care what you did at preschool imma bout to tell you about MY day."
Cancer:
rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe
Leo:
is prepared to physically fight their child's bullies
Virgo:
[pulls out a calculus textbook] "story time."
Libra:
the mom in "stacy's mom"
Scorpio:
"a lullaby? alright baby....bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin..a hundred mutha fuckas..."
Sagittarius:
[newborn vomits on them] "what the...i did not raise you to be like this"
Capricorn:
"beautiful baby right? well. not as beautiful as me but..you know, we can't all be so blessed."
Aquarius:
[burns their kids hw] "you dont need this..its all up to the system....listen, there's a rebellion coming"
Pisces:
[sees their baby sleeping] "what an asshole..why tf cant that be me?"
the signs as tributes from the 74th hunger games
Aries:
Cato
Taurus:
Katniss
Gemini:
Glimmer
Cancer:
Peeta
Leo:
Marvel
Virgo:
District 3 boy
Libra:
one of those who died in the bloodbath
Scorpio:
Clove
Sagittarius:
the one who died first
Capricorn:
Thresh
Aquarius:
Foxface
Pisces:
Rue
the “whats your wifi password?” squad
cancer, gemini, aries, capricorn, virgo
The Signs As Annoying Habits
Aries:
talks too loud
Taurus:
obnoxious pen clicker
Gemini:
tells bad jokes
Cancer:
ignores people 24/7
Leo:
steals food
Virgo:
never knows what's going on
Libra:
plays music too loud & u can hear it through their headphones
Scorpio:
singing all the time
Sagittarius:
too clingy
Capricorn:
constantly cracks their knuckles
Aquarius:
always complaining
Pisces:
always asking for pencils