(Source: sitting-with-my-head-down16-blog)
A Gemini On A Date
Me, on a date:*nervous for any questions*
Date: So what’s your sign?
Me, A GEMINI: *begins stuffing purses in my breadsticks* I HAVE TO GO NOW, IMMEDIATELY!
Date: *sighs* Only a gemini could mess up the breadstick meme
The signs and their top MBTI-types
Aries:
1. ENFP 26%
2. INFP 20% and INFJ 20%
3. INTP 13%Taurus:
1. INFP 21%
2. ISFJ 16%
3. INTJ 13%Gemini:
1. INFP 29%
2. ENFP 18%
3. INTP 11% and INFJ 11%Cancer:
1. INTJ 32%
2. INFP 22%
3. ENFP 18%Leo:
1. INFP 22%
2. ENFJ 16%
3. INFj 14%Virgo:
1. INFP 22%
2. INFJ 19%
3. INTJ 12%Libra:
1. ENFP 37%
2. INFP 21%
3. ENTP 15%Scorpio:
1. INFP 23%
2. INTP 19%
3. INTj 15%Sagittarius:
1. ENTP 26%
2. INTP 16%
3. ISTJ 13%Capricorn:
1. INFP 21% and INTJ 21%
2. INTP 17% and INFJ 17%
3. ENFP 7%Aquarius:
1. INFP 27%
2. INTJ 24%
3. INTP 21%Pisces:
1. INFP 33%
2. INFJ 25%
3. INTJ 12%
(via cloudstrology)
the “acts like a slut but is a huge virgin” squad
virgo, pisces, libra, cancer, sagittarius
(via grungestrology)
How the signs fuck
Aries: HARD
Taurus: Raw
Gemini: Crazy
Cancer: Intimate
Leo: Animalistic
Virgo: Pure
Libra: Sexy
Scorpio: Kinky
Sagittarius: Seductive
Capricorn: DOMINATING
Aquarius: Hot
Pisces: Exhilarating
traits i associate with the signs based on personal experience
aries:
talkative, proud, kind, loves giving compliments, creative, loves helping others.
taurus:
funny, warm, forgiving, worries about trivial things, studious, artistic.
gemini:
talkative, helpful, forgetful, good listener, intelligent, pessimistic.
cancer:
self-absorbed, quiet, silly, moody, anxious, scared of a lot of things, low self-esteem.
leo:
confident, loud, lots of personality, great performers, competitive, driven.
virgo:
street smart, tough, weird sense of humor, loyal, scary when mad, protective.
libra:
distant, angry, easy to irritate, funny, humble, relentless, motivated by money.
scorpio:
secretive, passive aggressive, jealous, beautiful, dangerous, sweet, sensitive.
sagittarius:
goofy, cute, very kind, smells good, avoids direct eye contact.
capricorn:
likes to make others laugh, tries to impress, loyal, forgiving, shy.
aquarius:
welcoming, calm and collected, soothing, jovial, just happy to be here.
pisces:
withdrawn, sleepy and slow, quiet, short temper, selfish, innovative.
the signs typing tumblr tags
types perfectly, if there is a typo they have to fix it:
taurus, gemini, virgo, sagittarius
makes typos on purpose to capture the struggle:
aries, libra, capricorn, scorpio
just can't fucking type:
cancer, leo, aquarius, pisces
My experiences with each sign
Aries:
"PARKOUR! PARKOUR! PARKKKKKOU- OUCH. FUCK."
Taurus:
"I know I do that but it doesn't mean you can too..."
Gemini:
"Honestly I wasn't listening to a thing you were saying."
Cancer:
*Wipes tear* "All I did was disrespect you! I don't deserve this."
Leo:
"I don't care if you aren't laughing it's funny to me so I'm going to laugh."
Virgo:
*Death glare*
Libra:
"I'm a nerd and I'm proud!"
Scorpio:
*Talks intensely about everything*
Sagittarius:
*flips hair* ... Anyway.
Capricorn:
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO!"
Aquarius:
"But who asked you?"
Pisces:
"Do you think aliens give birth like humans?"