the signs as things my English teacher has said
Aries:
MY NEIGHBOR IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE LIKE STOP TAKING MY PARKING SPOT (on why she was late)
Taurus:
I look like one of the characters on The Walking Dead I'm sorry
Gemini:
*performs voodoo ritual in class*
Cancer:
it's okay I can swear you are all grown up now
Leo:
who called you an asshole???
Virgo:
she bitch-slapped him right across the face like???
Libra:
your ass was on that chair so when you get up, you push it back into the desk
Scorpio:
I smoked only 8 cigarettes today instead of my usual 15 :-)
Sagittarius:
*remembers something* SHIT *runs out of the class*
Capricorn:
that's BULLSHIT
Aquarius:
you need to figure out why you're so rude it's becoming a problem
Pisces:
I don't like talking to grown ups they're too serious (she's 35)