Aries: pepe
Libra: crave that mineral
Capricorn: horoscopes
Gemini: “as an artist who respects creative integrity…”
Sagittarius: hoe don’t do it..oh my god
Virgo: “free him”
Leo: “these are their stories”
Taurus: bath bombs
Scorpio: John green is the zodiac killer
Cancer: “who is she”
Aquarius: “get the look”
Pisces: bush did 9/11