Aries "im going to every concert ever. i bought all of itunes. no one can stop me"

Taurus saves most of money but throws huge fuckin parties every Friday with Nicki Minaj

Gemini "what if i bought a boat and invited people on my boat only to tell them to get the fuck off my boat"

Cancer "I've bought 10 dogs already today. tomorrow I buy the worlds population of cats"

Leo buys own island and names it after themselves and everyone who lives there are dogs and friends no one else ever

Virgo "i made a blog to update people on my rich life. i just booked Beyoncé for my birthday party"

Libra millionaire by age 20 and takes the lyrics "im gonna swing from my chandelier" too seriously

Scorpio finally subscribes to hulu plus

Sagittarius wears black lace Elie Saab designer gown with necklace of diamonds and walks slowly down spiral staircases

Capricorn buys 3 summer homes and a castle while on their private jet

Aquarius "im going to buy the five oceans. i am Poseidon"

Pisces "i filled my pool with champagne and now i don't know what to do"