Aries "PARKOUR! PARKOUR! PARKKKKKOU- OUCH. FUCK."

Taurus "I know I do that but it doesn't mean you can too..."

Gemini "Honestly I wasn't listening to a thing you were saying."

Cancer *Wipes tear* "All I did was disrespect you! I don't deserve this."

Leo "I don't care if you aren't laughing it's funny to me so I'm going to laugh."

Virgo *Death glare*

Libra "I'm a nerd and I'm proud!"

Scorpio *Talks intensely about everything*

Sagittarius *flips hair* ... Anyway.

Capricorn "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO!"

Aquarius "But who asked you?"

Pisces "Do you think aliens give birth like humans?"