ARIES excuse you i am SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME

TAURUS i do more than eat food omfg

GEMINI what the fuck

CANCER this is so not me... omfg wait THIS one is ME tho

LEO pls keep feeding my ego

VIRGO if i'm not being compared to beyonce idgaf

LIBRA is this me? someone tell me if this is me omg

SCORPIO why am i always the evil one i'll murder all ur asses

SAGITTARIUS haha i don't care *reblogs*

CAPRICORN i'm not nearly as motivated as these posts make me seem

AQUARIUS i'm fine with this

PISCES i'm not THAT sensitive *starts crying*